Tuesday, September 2, 2014

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itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

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upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

natnovna:

natnovna:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids … 

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gracehelbiggysmalls:

GOOSE WITH THE NOTES

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

mymodernmet:

Andrew Zo designed the Clifton engagement ring box, a unique product that not only conceals the ring in a slim, wallet-size container before the big proposal, but also unfolds to show the ring pirouetting like a blooming flower.

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

All you really need in life is a good support system and laughter. noregretsjust-love (via noregretsjust-love)
cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.