Friday, April 18, 2014

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

(Source: excepttheeyes)

trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

shake-downstreet:

peaceful-moon:

arcturianminx:

ironandvalor:

What I want. All the time.

all I want

i wouldn’t mind having this.

Need

(Source: blwf)

blackbird-xy:

tyrabankruptcy:

But you walked out on your drug addicted husband so, are you really “winning” Khloe?

What the fuck? Yes she’s winning; she walked out on her drug addicted husband who turned away her support and continued to abuse his relationship with her by continuing his irresponsible behavior and entertaining his drug habit instead of accepting the endless help offered to him

Khloe is not responsible for his habits, nor is she for his behaviors, nor the fact that he cheated on her. She has endless love for that man but, at some point or another, a person has to look out for themselves.

Being with Lamar was hurting her more than it was doing anything else—especially knowing that her being there for him wasn’t changing his decisions about how to carry on his life. Her presence didn’t really seem to make him a better person when he decided to hook up with his awful friends, cheat on her, and dabble in drugs.

So, yes, this bitch is winning because she took her broken ass heart and demolished trust and was like, “Fuck this, I love you Lamar, but I deserve better. I love you and I will always be there for you, but I will not be your wife, I will not be your romantic partner.” 

Khloe is strength and power and resilience so fucking check yourself before you go implying blame on her for his actions.

Fuck.

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365daysofhalloween:

jedavu:

Photographer Translates His Nightmares Into Surreal, Haunting Photographs

by 19-year-old photographer Nicolas Bruno

I am in LOVE with these.

lightbulbidea:

danceswithwampas:

longdivisionnnn:

lookatwhattheyredoingtome:

Dad jokes brought to you by Rick Grimes

oh my god

this is now my favorite post ever

I don’t even watch the show but these are hilarious.

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: babedwire)

Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

Abbie Nielsen  (via narobe)

i really love this and wish i had read it a few years ago

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(via meaninginlyrics)

my god I’m crying this will forever be my all-time favorite post holy hell

(via perpetuallyperturbed)

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catchmeifyoucan1:

I’ve always wanted to find this, a dream come true.

catchmeifyoucan1:

I’ve always wanted to find this, a dream come true.

barack2termzobama:

frodoswaggin:

frodoswaggin:

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

adventuresandme

oh god this was so gay and I was really weak I’m gonna fucking delete it

NO STOP YOU’RE ADORABLE AND THIS IS ADORABLE

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens)